Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
(Source: notafraidofruins, via fuckyeahloldemort)
“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
American Gods, Neil Gaiman
“-perimentally , with one finger, he found it deeply hurt—and a swollen lower lip.”
…
I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one was kind of funny and I wanted to share.
“After the graveside service, the funeral director handed everyone a long-stemmed flower.” Star Girl by Jerry Spinelli.Full page picture of a Crow boy carrying a Mermaid-Girl-Boy over a vast expanse of semi-barren land. Is it the land or the boys that I should be focusing on?
“So instead the Colonel and I reheated two-day bufriedos- unlike, say, french fries, a microwaved bufriedo lost nothing of its taste or its satisfying crunch-after which the Colonel insisted on attending the Creek’s first basketball game of the season.”-Looking For Alaska by John Green
mother of god.
“Acknowledging and enumerating white privileges often leads to a deeper understanding of what is necessary to support the system that maintains these privileges.”
Ummm. Okay professor Lippin….
“They weren’t worried about the teachers or the college staff.”
kinky.“On those trips, it was up to me to solve conflicts, acting as a judge from a central power that had just begun to define itself. “
Umm…
p.s Professor Lippin is THE BEST. ^
“Some ideas require more development than others, however, so it is best to be flexible.” Yes, flexible.
The Kite Runner, Khaled Hosseini
“We took off our gloves and removed our snow-laden boots at the front door.” lolThe Perks of Being a Wallflower
Finally, Patrick just pulled up Brad’s pants, and said to him “Just pretend you’re passed out.”
bahahaha
seeing as my closet book is the hunger games I think I’m good.
“Pair the professions listed below with a verb from the column on the right.”
The closest book to me was a book on colloquial Icelandic.
“I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom balls would be rather a punishment than pleasure.”
MATT HAHAHAHAHA XD
The Vampire Diaries: Stefan’s Diaries #1
“But I’d never before been at the center of an announcement.”
…Don’t judge me.
“To understand the night, we must ask some questions, then you must do a shot.”
Eh, sounds about right.
look at dat booty
show me da booty
gimme the booty
i want the booty
back up the booty
i need the booty
i like the booty
oh what a booty
shakin that booty
I saw the booty
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I think I wanna marry you…
THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED BITCHES!!!
definitely doing it right.
I don’t care how much I hate these kinds of proposals, this was absolutely adorable.
I don’t understand job by Garfunkel and Oates.
“Hand Job, Bland Job, I don’t understand Job… How can I learn if you always make me stop?”
Don’t wanna go home with my penis. lol
who’s that boy with my penis. lolol.
theres a place for us with my penis. lol.
Oh tonight with my penis heheheh
dont run away with my penis. HAHAHAHHA
Fix you with my penis
I cant make you love me with my penis. Lololl, oh bon iver…
Please don’t let me go with my penis.
She will be loved with my penis. lolz
Lucky with my penis. xD
I get around, with my penis.
LOLOL. that wasn’t even on purpose.
Hard, with my penis
I’m still good, with my penis
Trashed and scattered with my penis….swag
Only If For A Night with my penis. Okay.
Spanish Teeth with my penis :O
I Belong to you With my penis - Lenny Kravitz
Stole My Heart With My Penis
…well, that doesn’t make much sense.
I saw her standing there with my penis.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
