The tip of the iceberg: why I'm sick of everyone's...
A while back, my friends and I were watching TV and there were two women, one a bit larger than the other, on the screen. My guy friend points to the smaller one and tells me she’s hot. I respond with my attraction toward the other. Instantly I was jumped on. I was made fun of. It started with “why would you like her?” and laughter following the question “I’m sure you...
unsinkablelove: if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”
tomlinsarse: what my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time just the fuck
amixedreality: ladyofmischief: katoby: lucifersbutt: if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it yes yes I had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck
Me attempting to "sext"
Dude: I wanna see you cum
Dude: You're so hot fuck me
Dude: I'm gonna rip your clothes off
Me: don't wrinkle them please
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
Tonight, my friends learned how much of an annoying piece of shit I am. and they still love me. Such Troopers.