me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
martymikalski: SIRI WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT
I think I wanna marry you...
rachelenna: unpluggedoutlet: THE BAR HAS BEEN RAISED BITCHES!!! definitely doing it right. I don’t care how much I hate these kinds of proposals, this was absolutely adorable.
Mandated paid maternity leave in countries around... →
rachelenna: lacigreen: atheistme: stfuconservatives: other-stuff: Afghanistan 90 days Algeria 14 weeks Angola 90 days Argentina 90 days Australia None Austria 16 weeks Bahamas, The 8 weeks Bahrain 45 days Bangladesh 12 weeks Barbados 12 weeks Belarus 126 days Belgium 15 weeks Belize 12 weeks Benin 14 weeks Bolivia 60 days Botswana 12 weeks Brazil 120 days Bulgaria 120-180 days Burkina...
Best Thing I Have Ever Watched. Ever. →
rachelenna: DYING I CAN’T EVEN.
I keep changing my layout on my blog, but I think I finally sorted it out so I’m done changing it.
a reminder of the best page on all of neopets →
women don't have to:
be thin have a vagina give birth cook for you have long hair wear makeup have sex with you be feminine be graceful shave be white diet be fashionable wear pink love men be the media’s idea of perfection listen to your bullshit
kanguskhan: laughbitches: geromy-kyle: minestuck: geromy-kyle: tltty: notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!! america: 1 britain: 0 notice how every other country in the world hates you what about canada canada doesnt hate us nobody cares what canada thinks I care Yeah, shut up meg canada
mcrshavedmywife: a group of thirteen year olds wearing adventure time shirts and converse walk through the hallways of school laughing and yelling ‘come at me bro’ at people who pass by because they are different and random, unlike other teens
melliflu0us: when girls brag about playing pokemon or COD something
shaving23spiders: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti
tltty: if adele had a tumblr she’d reblog a lot of marilyn monroe quotes